Racoon Song. (To the Tune of "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda")..
Hello Mother.
Hello Father.
I don' t want to
be a bother.
Thanks for the package
Full of care.
But don't be mad about the mess made everywhere.
A racoon
Got in our our bunk.
We were scared stiff
When Syd yelled, "SKUNK!"
All the kids ran
For their lives
Me and Riley stayed 'cause we both had our jack-knives.
The racoon
At my Camp
Ate a roll of
Jenna's stamps!
Encouraged by the
Minty taste
Racoon suckedatube of Georgia'swhite art paste!
Soon he found Lil's
Candy stash.
Lined up on the
Window sash.
Gummie Bears and
Pull'n peel,
The masked bandit scarfed it down with racoonzeal.
There were wrappers
On the floor
White art paste
On the door
Sticky sugar
On each bunk
racoon pooped on the floor
And, boy it STUNK!
So dear Mother
And dear Father
Now they tell us
Please don't bother
Sending boxes
Full of care
'Cause we'll have racoonsandsquirrelsEVERYWHERE!