Racoon Song.  (To the Tune of "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda")..

 

Hello Mother.

Hello Father.

I don' t want to

be a bother.

Thanks for the package

Full of care.

But don't be mad about the mess made everywhere.

 

A racoon

Got in our our bunk.

We were scared stiff

When Syd yelled, "SKUNK!"

All the kids ran

For their lives

Me and Riley stayed 'cause we both had our jack-knives.

 

The racoon

At my Camp

Ate a roll of

Jenna's stamps!

Encouraged by the

Minty taste

Racoon suckedatube of Georgia'swhite art paste!

 

Soon he found Lil's

Candy stash.

Lined up on the

Window sash.

Gummie Bears and

Pull'n peel,

The masked bandit scarfed it down with racoonzeal.

 

There were wrappers

On the floor

White art paste

On the door

Sticky sugar

On each bunk

racoon pooped on the floor

And, boy it STUNK!

 

So dear Mother

And dear Father

Now they tell us

Please don't bother

Sending boxes

Full of care

'Cause we'll have racoonsandsquirrelsEVERYWHERE!

 

Let The Games Begin!

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